Dead Space 3 is bad and its fans should feel bad

What? You want to know what I think about the Metal Gear Rising demo? It's sexy good! I placed a pre-order weeks ago and will probably give it a proper review. Dead Space 3, however, is that kind of AAA game that I am too much of an alien cat-thing to like. One thing I've learned over the years about earth folk is that they love negativity and only creepy people like Mr. Rogers actually like things.

So I played the DMC demo. . .

 . . . And it's a mediocre game that surprised me with how well it copys the combat of a proper Devil May Cry game. That is the nicest thing I can say about DMC. Since this was a beloved Japanese franchise being shipped off to Westerners with a dubious reputation to give the brand more “global appeal” I had low expectations. I played the demo mentally prepared to see all the life drained out of something I liked. Unfortunately, I was not pleasantly surprised by what developer Ninja Theory has to offer.

Re: How To Play Video Games Peacefully

Normally, when you find someone who is wrong on the Internet you ignore it. Odds are, that person thing is either trolling or a 12-year-old. I know this person isn't a trolling 12 year old. I know this because I read it on psychology today and he's a PhD who uses his real name. Michael Chorost might have written the dumbest thing I've ever read about videogames.

Something, something about YouTube, something, some other thing

So, YouTube updates their essay ever is complaining again. This is nothing new, of course. I remember this happening at least three times. Each time they tried to make improvements to the site I was feeling some features missing (why can't I see all of a channel's videos without going to that channel page anymore?) However there is a feature that YouTube sincerely needs. Without it the site has become a terrific mass.

Something, something something!

      Recently, I realized I haven't posted anything on this blog in nearly a year. This is because 2012 has been a very bad year for me. And by “bad” being tracked by assassins from the Vatican because I know too much about Jesus Christ (and by “too much” I mean the wrong kind of too much.) So get that out of the way first.

JESUS WAS A ZOMBIE WHO THREATENED TO DO OVERRUN THE WORLD WITH UN-DEATH, UNTIL HE WAS STOPPED BY A TIME TRAVELING DRACULA. HE THED FORMED THE CATHOLIC CHURCH TO COVER IT UP. ALL CATHOLIC CLERGY ARE
ACTUALLY VAMPIRES.

Now that I disclose this publicly on the Internet there is nothing they can do. Because Google thinks there a sovereign nation. (And by trying to censor this they would admit that what I'm saying is true.)

I know you won't read this cares

Yes imaginary audience are not dead that's the good news. The bad news is I'm pretty sure none of you readers exist. While I do have an opinion about recent events of a certain website irony know that no one on the Internet wants to hear it. it's just too inconvenient and uncomfortable to hear. So instead of my unpopular opinions and political views regarding the Internet here is a cute girl in a furry suit!

 More pictures of her adorable furry suit are available at her website (and really good cross play is as you readers are part of my imagination I declare you all furrys.)

Sonic Generations is the work of the devil

         I refuse to accept that Sonic Generations was made by Sega. Not because it's another disaster like Sonic 2006, but because it's simply too good. Apart from being a fan service compilation and during nothing embarrassingly stupid (Hoverboards, turning into a werewolf, superpower granting jellyfish aliens etc.) Sega(?) might have hedged their bets by adding different Sonics, but I feel like a good deal of care went to both of them. In case you don't know what I suppose is the gimmick this time is that there is the current Sonic and Sonic from the early 90s. They're both treated equally for better or worse.